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The Roger Ebert review of Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen contains the elegance and deftness that I have come to expect from Roger:

"Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" is a horrible experience of unbearable length, briefly punctuated by three or four amusing moments.

That is the first sentence and it just gets better from there.  At one point, it actually becomes a review of other reviews of the film.  It seemed inevitable, really.

Click here to take in the full review in all its glory.