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By Lee Poirier, on 16-06-2008 18:13

Published in : Site Features, Articles and Essays

child_jesus[1].jpg Just when you thought it couldn't get any weirder...

I love how they proclaim "Stands 12 inches tall!", like that was Jesus' actual height. I'd be tempted buy one just to reprogram what phrases the Christ would say, but I don't have the technical know-how. Maybe just have him screaming constantly. The commercial mentions him being fully poseable...but it doesn't come with a cross. And he doesn't look very middle-eastern, either.

Brought to you by the same makers of the Roll out Piano and "Roll and Grow", the Miracle Garden in a Box, so you know it's high quality.

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This is my flesh

By: Dick () on 13-10-2010 07:21

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This is my flesh

By: Dick ( IP 41.136.173.58) on 13-10-2010 07:21

Love according to Jesus Christ

This is my flesh

A man and a young man are making love. The man takes his hard erect penis and brings it to the mouth of the young man and says " This is my flesh, take it and eat it".

The young man grabs the erect penis, licks it and puts it in his mouth. He then starts to suck it and eat it and now and then masturbates it. After some time the man ejaculates in the young man's mouth and says "This is my blood, take it and drink it. It is the blood of our alliance from now to eternity".

The young man swallows the seminal fluid completely and licks the remaining sticky fluid from the man's penis.

This is a fantastic sexual story.

It is biblical, that is, like in the bible when Jesus offered his flesh and blood for us to eat and drink.

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